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talkingtotheanimals:

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salad-dodger:

One of my old coworkers told me to watch Highlander. I’m about 15 minutes in
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

I looked it up and this came out the same year as Labyrinth and now it makes a little more sense

One of my old coworkers told me to watch Highlander. I’m about 15 minutes in
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

slugbox:

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

yongguksanal:

why does no one talk about tall girls on this site it’s always tall boys tALL GIRLS ARE WONDERFUL TOO YOU KNOW

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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jortboyfriend:

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crosswhenwegetthere:

So this happened… anyway… Sam, Steph, my glorious local Uncharted buddies, I’m officially throwing you two under the bus next! Linds, you win this round…

alsa.org

als.ca

this is happening tomorrow, it better be hot out omfg

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross